LIFE COMPLETE

HEEEEEEELLLOOOOOO

So... It's been a very long time since I last blogged, but here I am. I'm going to be very real with ya'll. While my episode reviews were very entertaining and hilarious (I wish) they took WAAYY too long for me to write and became a pain in the TUSHIE (!!!!!!!). So since I no longer have to do this blog for school, I decided that I'm not going to blog about each episode anymore. SORRYYYYYY ( jk I bet no one is even sad).

With that being said, Season 4 has been wonderfully fantastical. It feels like a return to the freshness of Season 1 without taking any steps backward plot-wise. It's still complex and TERRIFYING but feels totally different from Season 3. So far I give it an A+, but then again I will always give Teen Wolf an A+. 

Also newsworthy, @MTVteenwolf RETWEETED ME ON TWITTER!!!!! If you don't know me well (which you shouldn't, stalkers) I love twitter (follow me @wardsworldmrw) and I especially love the Teen Wolf twitter account. I've always wanted to be retweeted by them because they always retweet really funny people and I aspire to be funny. Turns out I did something right because they finally DID!!! They tweeted,

I'm still obsessing over #MUTED. What was your favorite part?! Send me quotes and screen shots and I'll RT my faves! #TeenWolf

So I replied,

When Lydia was like "dude, I'm always at the dead bodies. Dead bodies is what I do" to Deputy Parrish.

And I guess people liked it because as of RIGHT NOW it has 128 retweets and 511 favorites. In other words my life goals have been accomplished and I can die happy. I will hopefully be blogging more but until then have a WOLFTASTIC summer!!!!!

PROMOOOOO

CAN'T GO BACK.

We have officially entered into promo season, the magical time of short weird videos that we try to make sense of. So here is me trying...

In the promo you see our regulars (Scott, Stiles, Derek and Lydia) rising out of ashes and running, while a crossbow is falling to the ground and money is flying all around. The promo is titled CAN'T GO BACK. What we can take from this is that S4 is going to be a time of rebirth for the characters. They can't go back to the way it was before. The crossbow most likely represents Allison and how she will not be moving on with them. But at the same time, they aren't forgetting about her. The money could mean all sorts of things, but personally I think it might be something about business, for lack of a better word. Maybe this season they are going start taking house calls to help people solve their problems, sort of like private investigators...
Another big thing I think we can take from this promo is what the mood of the season is going to be. By listening to the music I think we can safely say that this is going to be a much more positive season. Compared to the promos for 3B, this video is like a children's show. And quite frankly, I'm excited for a revamp of the show.

Overall, it's a pretty great promo and I'm ecstatic for the new season... BUT I'm going to be on vacation for the first AND second episode which is sadness... Have a WOLFTASTIC week and Memorial Day!!!!!!!!

All The Tears

Hey friends! Long time, no typy type. I took a nice long break that included a research paper, a chemistry AND world history exam, and natural logarithms!!!!! Yayyy RELAXATION!!!!! But, I'm back and ready to discuss...

THE FALLEN (in S3B)

Allison

Now, everyone and their brother knows that Allison is not, by any stretch of the imagination, my favorite character. I didn't care about her in season 1, hated her in season 2, and ignored her in season 3A. She was one of those characters I knew was there but didn't really care about enough to address. But as season 3B premiered and got going, I found myself actually interested in Allison. I had finally forgiven her for everything she did in season 2 and was actually enjoying her storyline, especially her and Isaac. They were two people that had lost so much but were finding a connection together. It was sweet (and 100 zillion times better that Scott and Allison). 
Then, of course, she died. Before it happened I remember thinking, "if someone is going to die, I hope it's her". I never really expected it to be and when it was, I was SHOCKED. And then I entered my multiple stages of grief.

1. Relief - I was relieved that someone I truly love didn't die like Derek, Stiles, or Lydia. 
2. Denial - "Was it REALLY her... Maybe she'll come back... Was that her clone... She's probably hiding with Gerard somewhere..."
3. Sadness Pt. 1 - This was sadness for Scott, Lydia, Isaac, and ultimately, Chris. The sadness I felt for Mr. Argent was out of this world. His entire family is dead except for a few psychopaths. He is alone is this crazy, death-ridden world. 
4. Sadness Pt. 2 - This was sadness for me/Allison. I was just sad. I can't even imagine how people that genuinely liked Allison felt. 
5. Acceptance - I finally moved on. Allison is dead and we will probably never see her again. Although dude, it's Beacon Hills. 

I'm okay with her death and felt that it was really beautifully done. She died a hero and I finally have begun to see that that's what she always was. 

Aiden (Ethan)

Aiden's death and Ethan's departure did not mean that much to me. I thought they were kind of annoying but was also starting to like them near the end. I really liked how when Aiden died they didn't focus on his relationship with Lydia, but instead focused completely on his true family, Ethan. Coming from someone with three sisters, I really thought that this was so much more moving than anything they could have done with Lydia. 
The twins will be somewhat missed for me. They died/left much better people than they were before.

That's about it... EXCEPT THE FACT THAT DANIEL SHARMAN IS LEAVING TEEN WOLF WHICH IS NOT OKAY WITH ME ALTHOUGH HE MIGHT COME BACK WHICH IS MUCH BETTER I FEEL LOTS OF EMOTIONS ABOUT THIS BECAUSE HIS FACE IS BEAUTIFUL AND I SHIP SCISAAC SO HARD SORRY FOR THE RANT. Well now that I've got that out of my system, have a WOLFTASTIC week!!!!!

Chaos Comes to a Close

THE DIVINE MOVE

(The Stydia feels were VERY real this episode)

This episode, and the ENTIRE season, was so fantastically good. There are not even words to describe how wonderful and perfect this finale was. Never have I enjoyed an hour of television as much as I did for The Divine Move. Let's bite right in!!! (HAHa... bite...werewolves...)
We started off the finale with the gang trying to cope with Allison's death (I'm still struggling). Everyone was having issues, but Isaac was especially distraught. Chris comforted him and it was the most moving and emotional moment... A werewolf hunter hugging a werewolf, whole-heartily. Not only did Allison die, but Stiles was dying. They needed to take down the Nogitsune/Void Stiles and trap it in the container made of the nemeton wood in order to, hopefully, save Stiles' life. The twins were going to skip town and hide from all the chaos but Derek convinced them to stay and fight the Nogitsune. 
While everyone was preparing to fight, the Oni were going around town "capturing all the places on the board", referencing the Japanese game, Go. They attacked the police station, the vet, the school, and the hospital, which lead to this fabulously filmed and choreographed scene that had to BEST musical accompaniment. 

(BAMF tbh)

The Oni were straight up killing people and stabbing all of our favorite characters like Mama McCall, Sheriff Stilinski, the cute deputy, and Dr. Deaton. Their wounds were emitting a creepy black vapor that looked highly unhealthy.

Meanwhile, Chris and Isaac were still at the Argent's loft mourning. Through his sadness, Isaac figured out that Allison had discovered that silver can kill Oni, but only if it is in their body. Chris had come close to killing one as a youngster, but he shot the Oni's face and it survived. Chris and Isaac headed off to the school with Allison's remaining silver arrowheads to kick some Oni butt.

The rest of the gang arrived at the school only to open the door into a winter wonderland, otherwise known as Bardo, the place between life and death. 

The Nogitsune was there and he told Stiles that if he killed himself everyone else would live.  Scott was not okay with this and he started fighting the Oni like a pro with Kira. Everything was panic and scary because at the same time the twins and Derek were fighting Void Stiles and his Oni. Stiles was about to sacrifice himself until he realized that the whole "Bardo" nonsense was just a big trick, orchestrated by the Nogitsune Dream World. The gang was then able to get inside the school. Outside with Derek and the twins, Chris and Isaac arrived to kill the Oni fighting them. They were successful, except in the process of stabbing the final Oni Aiden was stabbed by the Oni's sword. With the Oni dead, Isaac ran into the school with the nemeton container to trap the Nogitsune. 

The gang finally found Void Stiles and Scott bit him, essentially changing his form. A fly flew out of Void Stiles' dying body that Isaac caught in the nemeton container, and then Void Stiles shattered into dust in the school hallway. 

EVERYONE WAS SAVED (except Allison and Aiden). Aiden's death, all though it didn't hurt me as much as Allison's, was very sad and touching. I really liked how it was more focused on the twins. We kind of forget that they are two different people. They are brothers and best friends and one of them died. I was emotional. 

Then, as it always is, there were teasers for season 4. Here's a list of them...

• Everyone is still dealing with Allison's death.
• Kira still feels out of place with the gang.
• Malia is enrolled in Beacon Hills High School and is getting private tutoring from Scott in Were- Transformation 101.
• Danny knows that Beacon Hills is a magical place with banshees and were- creatures running amok.
• Stiles is moving on with his life (hopefully).
• Derek had a dream, but it wasn't really a dream (this could be wrong, I was confused as to whether it was or wasn't a dream).
• The dream/not dream was of the Mexican hunters breaking into Derek's loft looking for the She-wolf. They were then all of a sudden gassed and attacked and out of the gas came the dreaded Creepy Kate. Although this time she's a were-jaguar, supposedly changed from the scratch that we thought killed her. 

(I hate you so much)

This episode was magically delicious and I'm very excited for season 4!!!! I'll still be here blogging over hiatus but not as frequently. So until then... HAVE A WOLFTASTIC BREAK!!!!!

MOONDAY

For the season finale???????...

YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Isaac Is EVERYONE'S Type

This episode hurt me in ways I did not expect... stupid INSATIABLE

(Before you say anything, yes I know, Allison died. I don't want this post to be about that so I will refrain from talking about it until a later date. I'm too confused/sad).

The episode started right where we left off. Two Stiles, one good/real and the other evil/Nogitsune. The evil Stiles stole Lydia and took her to Oak Creek. Lydia didn't want the gang to look for her because she knew someone was going to die. (They looked for her anyways). The Oni came by and checked that the remaining Stiles was a real boy, and he passed by receiving a good-ol' backwards 5. It was too close to dawn for the Oni to go searching for the Nogitsune so everyone had a little chill time. 

Noshiko decided to teach Kira how to play Go (the game Stiles and the Nogitsune were playing in Stiles' mind). Stiles took a nap at Scott's house while Scott watched over like a guardian angel. Agent McCall finally revealed why he left. When he was drunk and fighting with Mama McCall, he accidentally pushed Baby Scott down the stairs. Scott totally didn't even care. He was just like, "I still hate you the same. Not more, not less". Allison and Isaac were actually looking for Lydia but found her car instead. This lead to a very nice conversation between the two about whether or not they actually slept with each other or if it was demonic firefly lovin'. (It was them). The twins were being shot at by someone in the woods with wolfsbane bullets until Derek came to rescue them. (My prediction is Gerard. You know, the "MOUNTAIN ASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" guy).

When Stiles woke up he confessed to Scott that he was in a lot of pain and just maybe might be dying. Yay. Together, they went to the police station and Stiles and the Sheriff shared a beautiful Stillinski Hug. Also potentially important, the cute deputy told the Sheriff that he had been "drawn" to Beacon Hills *red flags being raised*. 

All in all, no one was attending school except Danny and Meredith, the crazy girl from Eichen House. She is a banshee and escaped Eichen House to help the gang. The Coach valiantly, and hilariously, protected Meredith from the Eichen House thugs/bullies. This allowed Scott and Stiles to rescue her and take her back to the McCall house. She tried to help them figure out where Lydia was and eventually she did by fake phone-calls and french(?). 

They gang all headed out to Oak Creek, but not before the Oni arrived. Lydia kept saying to the Nogitsune, "they're coming" and "they're here", but she wasn't talking about the gang. She was referring to the Oni. When the Oni were right about to kill the Nogitsune, he broke Noshiko's final tail and took the Oni under his control. The Nogitsune then had the Oni fight the gang. While Isaac, Kira, and Allison were fighting, Scott and Stiles went down to find Lydia. When they did she was very destraugt because she knew someone was going to die and she was right. An Oni was completely tearing up Isaac until Allison shot him dead away. There was a small victorious moment until she was viciously stabbed in the stomach. She died in Scott's arms. ( I will not say anymore... EXCEPT CHRIS' FACE AND THE SILVER ARROWHEAD AND MY HEART). 

(I MAY have painted my nails red in honor of Allison).

As you can see, I was emotionally unprepared for this death. I thought I could handle it but nope. Have a WOLFTASTIC week :,,(

I Don't Even Know

This episode was a game without rules. Yes, I'm talking about DE-VOID.

(I'm very tired right now and this will probably just be a long spew of sentences coming directly from my brain, a weird and wonderful place. Readers discretion advised.) 

I'm just going to hop right in, similar to what Teen Wolf did. The episode started off right where the last one ended, with the gang finding Stiles at Derek's loft. They tried to fight Stiles but he was swatting them away like flies (foreshadowing). Chris got into the position where he could've shot Stiles but then the Sheriff put his gun to Chris' head and they had a Mexican standoff. Before anything happened Stiles was all like, "protect me, my friends". The Oni appeared and fought the gang until both the Oni and Stiles disappeared. 

The Oni were called off by Noshiko, who was chillin' in the Eichen House basement. Stiles transported/ran REALLY fast to the Eichen House to chat with Noshiko. And by chat, I mean he stole her last tail, stabbed himself with it, and then had flies zoom out of HIS OPEN WOUND!!!!  It was pleasant to say the least.

The flies went out and possessed all the werewolves except Scott, who had smartly closed his window during his ADORABLE snuggle time with Kira. The flies made the wolves angry/horny, as seen by Isaac and Ethan. Both were very angry while having "fun" at the same time. Lydia was drivin' 'round town with a GPS (a la Forget You) that she thought was on because it was giving her directions. Turns out it was her mind showing her where Stiles was. They found him and brought him to Scott's house where Dr. Deaton paralyzed him with Kanima venom. Stiles told Melissa that he knew 'the secret' and she duck tapped his face right up. 

Meanwhile, Isaac, Ethan, and Aiden were at the school having a good ol' fashion WWE (WereWolf Entertainment) fight. They were killing each other until Allison and Kira showed up and went all PowerPuff on their butts.

Girl Power!! Assemble!!!

Derek was also riding the crazy train and tried to burn Chris alive. The pictures of this from the episode are really funny taken out of context. 

"Happy Birthday Son!! I'm so happy you're turning one!!!"

Back at the McCall House, Lydia called on Peter to help the gang de-void Stiles. He told Scott and Lydia to go inside Stiles' mind and so they did. It is a very crazy place.

Inside Stiles' mind Lydia and Scott got separated by the Nogitsune. They broke free from it's trance and ended up in the nemeton room. Sitting on the nemeton stump was Stiles and the Nogitsune playing a friendly game of I Don't Even Know (was it a form of chess?). Scott roared for Stiles, which got his attention because he is in his pack as Lydia pointed out. Stiles then knocked the whole game over and made the Nogitsune angry.

The wolves that had been possessed fell asleep before they could do any real damage, and Scott and Lydia woke up from Stiles' mind. (Prepare for weirdness) Stiles then started puking up bandages, only for a body to begin rising out of them. It looked like the Nogitsune but when they pulled the bandages off, it was (presumably) normal Stiles. They turned around only to find that the Dark Stiles had taken Lydia and ran away. But how do we REALLY know which Stiles is which????

I'm going to go take a nap, seeing as I feel like this. Have a WOLFTASTIC week!!!!!!!

Chocolate + Japanese Proverbs = True Love

So sad... yet so beautiful..... THE FOX AND THE WOLF

This episode was wonderful and heart-wrenching and made me sad. It easily ranks in my top five favorite episodes, mainly because I'm a sucker for flashback episodes. Soooo.... let's talk!!!

We started this episode off with the funniest joke of the season. The Nogitsune asking someone, "What has a neck and no head?" and then ripping their head off. Haha.. Nogitsune humor...
But then we actually started the episode with Stiles looking for Noshiko's (Kira's mom) tails. He couldn't find them and instead tried to choke Kira's dad. Noshiko, Kira, and Scott came to help and saved him with mushroom stuff(?). Malia had given Scott the photo that was found with the Nogitsune's body. He showed Noshiko and she revealed that it was her and her lover, Rhys, in the photo. She also explained that she is around 900 years old (time lord). She then launched into her flashback story about how SHE had conjured the Nogitsune. While she was story telling, Noshiko was also reassembling a sword that they would use to kill the Nogitsune. 

FLASHBACK

During WWII there was a Japanese Internment Camp called Oak Creek. Noshiko was held there and often stole supplies for the people in her housing unit. She was secretly in love with one of the army medics, Corporal Rhys. They visited each other and were adorable. Everything was fine until the camp was struck with pneumonia. There was not enough medicine because the camp doctor had been selling the drugs on the black market. People were dying very quickly and the one's still alive got very angry. When the doctor came back to the camp the prisoners started rioting. It was all fairly peaceful until an officer hit an old woman in the face. That said woman was a werewolf and when she got hit she started to tear everyone apart. She burned Rhys and everyone started shooting. Many people were shot and killed, but Noshiko's body fought to keep her alive. The officers were going to dispose of the bodies and pretend nothing had happened. Noshiko, in her weakness, called on her ancestors for a Nogitsune to possess her body and stop the officers, but Nogitsune's are tricksters. Instead of possessing Noshiko, it took over Rhys' dead body and started killing everyone. Finally, Noshiko had to kill the Nogitsune with the help of the old woman/werewolf. The Nogitsune's spirit was contained in a firefly that Noshiko buried in the Nemeton. (Side note.... WHO THE HECK CHOPPED DOWN THE NEMETON?!?!?!?!??! That was one big tree... Was it Paul Bunyan???) 

When Scott, Allison, and Stiles sacrificed themselves, it released the Nogitsune from its prison. Noshiko then told them that the only way to get rid of the Nogitsune and save Stiles is to kill him.

Also in this episode we saw that the Sheriff released Derek and Chris from jail. The Sheriff told them that Stiles' brain scan is exactly the same as Stiles' mom's was. The three men, plus Allison, decided to look around town for Stiles. They went to the hospital where the Sheriff and Allison had a heart-breaking moment that was very realistic and human. During this we got confirmation that Isaac is indeed still dying (NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO). The gang then went to Stiles' room where they found the chess board with all the labeled pieces; the most important being King Derek. They eventually found Stiles at Derek's loft just waiting for them. 

This episode was amazing and Arden Cho is awesome. Have a WOLFTASTIC week!!!!

P.S. THIS WAS TERRIFYING.

Bangerz Review

"I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean yet still remain dry." Everyone can hear me while I die... in the ECHO HOUSE!!!!

This episode was 80% filler but yet it was filled with such creepy and wonderful things. It reminded me a lot of "Motel California" without being anything like "Motel California" (if that makes sense). It was a fine episode but not my favorite by any stretch of the imagination. So without any further ado... Let's get to cracking!!

We started this episode with Stiles checking himself into the Eichen House (aka the insane asylum that Barrow was located). The Nogitsune was poisoned inside Stiles and therefore Stiles had control of his mind, but only for a few days. The Sheriff was very worried (x100000) and didn't want Stiles there but Stiles knew he had to lock himself up to protect everyone else. As expected with the Eichen House, all sorts of shiz commenced. Here's a list (I like lists)...

1. Someone committed suicide the second Stiles arrived.
2. Stiles' roommate, Oliver, was being restrained.
3. There was a girl, Meredith, who was talking into a turned-off phone. She was trying to warn whoever she was speaking with about 'them', saying "one of them is right behind me". Right behind her was Stiles (and Oliver...).
4. Malia, our coyote friend, was also at the Eichen House. She punched Stiles and when the guards pushed him to the ground Stiles saw into the basement.  He recognized it as the place he was caught in in "Riddled".
5. Morrell was a councilor at the Eichen House, even though I was almost POSITIVE that she was dead. She told Stiles that he can't sleep, and when the Nogitsune takes over she WILL kill Stiles.

Alright, enough listing... Stiles really wanted to get into the basement and so he employed Malia to help him. She wanted to be a coyote again and Stiles promised he could help her with that. They stole the keys to the basement but Stiles was unsuccessful getting into it. He was caught and given sedatives, which launched him into the Nogitsune Dream World. In the dream, Stiles was in a locker and yelling "LET ME OUT!!!!". Meanwhile, the Nogitsune was on the other side yelling "LET ME IN!!!!" *shivers*. Thankfully, Malia came and saved him and they escaped to the basement. 

Instead of doing productive things in the basement, Malia and Stiles tried to make a coyotsune (haha). People on the internet have been feeling some violent emotions towards this, but to be honest, I really don't know how I feel. I'm only disappointed that Stiles is no longer a virgin... whatever.

After their fun, Stiles and Malia found the body of the Nogitsune and a picture of him/her with it. Stiles seemed to recognize him/her and wanted to get the picture to Scott immediately but instead he got tasered by Oliver. The Nogitsune had possessed Oliver and made him restrain Malia and Stiles. He was then ordered to begin drilling into Malia's head unless Stiles let the Nogitsune in. Stiles let him in, and let me say DARK STILES IS AWESOME!!!!!!!

I think we can assume that Stiles left after that, as did Malia. She left the Eichen House to look for Scott.

Meanwhile, NO ONE WILL FEEL SAD ABOUT KILLING STILES BUT ME APPARENTLY!!! Chris basically told Derek that he would kill Stiles if he needed to. Also, the creepy Hispanic lady that held Derek and Peter captive was back. She wanted to talk to Christophe about honor and other sorts of crap. 

Dr. Deaton told the gang about a scroll that most likely contained info on how to get rid of the Nogitsune in Stiles. They figured it would be in Silverfinger's finger and decided they needed to steal it from an armored car. When they got to the car the big, mean werewolf that belonged to Silverfinger was there. He was beating everyone up, including the adorable deputy. Thankfully, the twins took him down and retrieved the scroll. They read it and discovered that Stiles needs to change his body to expel the spirit. Of course Scott was all like, "When can I bite him?!?!?!?". NEEEEVVVVEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

This episode was a big whatever for me. It wasn't life changing or breaking for me, although I thought the music was exceptionally well. Have a WOLFTASTIC week!!!!!!!

Blood Fertilized Moss

"What's this bright green moss, you say?"

"...Just some LETHARIA VULPINA."

Can we start out this week by saying what a great actor Dylan O'Brien is? HE IS FREAKING AMAZING!!!!!!!! During this whole episode he was someone good taken over by someone bad pretending to be someone good... If you can wrap your mind around that one. In other words, he is fantastic. 

We started off this episode with Dr. Deaton in Japan. He was pretending to treat the pet wolf of the grandson of the dead Nogitsune (confusion), when in reality he temporarily paralyzed the wolf and the grandson (more confusion). He did this so he could steal the Letharia Vulpina that grew in the grandson's garden. To be more specific, it grew out of the blood of the late Nogitsune on the fountain where he was killed. Dr. Deaton took some to use as a poison for the fox inside Stiles.

We were then taken back to the hospital where there was a power cord descending on Kira. All sorts of death and electrocution occurred before Kira finally ninja flipped over to the cord and absorbed all its power. It was awesome. NOT awesome was when precious Isaac got electrocuted and now MAY DIE!!!!! Thankfully, Scott stopped to visit Isaac on the way to school and sucked away some of his pain <3. 

(badass)

At school, Scott and the twins had gym class and were about to go running when they heard one of Mr. Argent's emitters. They rushed to the basement where they found Stiles who claimed he really was Good Stiles. He knew he had caused all the death at the hospital but thought he might be planning something else, specifically something to do with the cross-country course (*gasp*). Stiles was right and the Coach got shot with an arrow (he will probably be fine). Scott helped again by sucking away some of his pain.

Meanwhile, Chris Argent returned home and sensed someone else was there with him.

(Paranoid yet sexy)

Turns out it's Derek looking for a party of adults!!! Just kidding, he was angry that he found an emitter in his loft. Chris also found the briefcase of money that belonged to Silverfinger in his room. Then right on time, another adult male appeared... Agent McButtface (sorry, I don't like him). McCall said that Silverfinger was dead and took Chris and Derek in for questioning. They figured it must have been Stiles who did all this but get taken to the police station anyway.

At the school they are facing even more problems. They believe that Stiles left a bomb on the school bus, disguised as a birthday present. Low and behold, Jared (puked on a bus in episode 305) has a present on his lap on a bus. After an EXTREMELY handsome policeman opens the present and reveals that it only contains Sheriff Stilinski's name plaque, the Sheriff realizes that the real bomb is at the police station. Chris and Derek are there when it explodes, but thankfully Derek saves them both. The other policemen aren't as lucky and many die. Scott takes away one man's pain up until the moment he dies. 

Now remember how Kira's mom is supernatural? Well, this episode we learned that not only is she a Kitsune, but she also has multiple tails that when snapped create Oni. She used up most of her tails to create stronger and more powerful Oni, and sent them to battle Stiles. Scott and Kira fought them off but not before Scott got stabbed in the stomach. Kira was about to pull it out when Stiles suddenly stopped her and knocked her out. Stiles then proceeded to TWIST THE SWORD AROUND SCOTT'S INNARDS. Apparently, Stiles had been evil the entire episode and he showed Scott by eating up all the pain Scott had sucked away earlier. It was very disturbing and wonderfully acted. And then Dr. Deaton showed up, fresh off his flight from Japan, and stabbed Stiles with the poison. 

The only other noteworthy news from Letharia Vulpina is regarding Lydia and Peter. Lydia went to Peter for help with her banshee powers. He explained that her scream is what helps her to hear what she needs to hear (ex. The electricity buzzing in Galvanize). In return, Peter asks Lydia to try to hear a stolen memory of Peter's that Talia took. She eventually hears a baby crying/woman giving birth, implying that Peter is a father. Lydia and Allison figure it is Malia, but who really knows. Also, does this mean the mother is Talia?? That would explain why Malia is a coyote and not a wolf. When incest occurs so do genetic defects... Or if he had her with a human and now Malia is half-wolf... I DON'T KNOW. 

Sorry, that was just my brain speaking... Have a WOLFTASTIC week!!!!!! :D

P.S. Sorry if my tenses don't stay the same in the post. I try really hard and almost always fail and give up. Don't shoot me.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

My mind is full of riddles after... RIDDLED!!!!!!

Soooo... This week's shiz storm started off with a sleepwalking Stiles calling Scott in the dead of the night. Stiles calls saying he is in a basement with his foot caught in a trap. It is the coldest night of the year (20 degrees... REALLY TEEN WOLF!!!!?!?!??) and Stiles thinks there is someone with him. Scott screams and shouts (and let's it all out) to wake up Isaac so they can go searching. They head to Stiles' house at the same time as Lydia and Aiden, who had been in the school working on art/sexy things when Lydia heard voices. They meet in Stiles' room where they discover Stiles' own art project; taking all his red yarn, tying it to a pair of scissors, and stabbing them into his bed. Baffled, Scott and Isaac head to the police station to tell Sheriff Stilinski what has happened while Lydia and Aiden stay behind. The police find Stiles' car at the hospital and after sniffing around Scott concludes (with the help of Derek) that Stiles was in fact there and stressed out, but left. Back at the house, Lydia discovers that she can hear voices when she plucks the strings, which leads her to believe that Stiles is in the basement of the mental hospital that Barrow was committed. They all rush there but find nothing (although the viewers see what the gang missed; the symbol for "self" scratched into the wall). Agent McCall uses his big boy brain and figures out that Stiles is still sleeping and just THINKS he's in a basement, when in reality he is in the coyote cave (what happen to that story line?). They save the poor screaming Stiles and send him straight to the hospital.

The whole time Stiles was in a cave, he truly believed he was in a basement with a bandaged man with creepy , steel teeth. The man is (I believe) the Nogitsune inside Stiles' mind. The Nogitsune is sneaking around, speaking in Japanese and riddles, and referring to a "we". He say, "We are trying to save you. We're trying to save your life." Who is this "we"? The Nogitsune draws a "self" symbol on the wall which disappears in a dramatic fashion, but before it does we get this image. IT TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE A FACE!!!!!!!!!!

As I said, the Nogitsune is asking Stiles riddles that Stiles answers very quickly but one trips him up... "Everyone has it, but no one can lose it." Mama and Agent McCall save Stiles before he has the chance to answer.

Meanwhile, Allison is missing all the fun because her phone is off  even though she never turned it off. Upon turning it on she discovers tons of messages from a blocked number. The messages are in Japanese and after having Kira's dad translate them, they discover it is a recording of a man reading instructions to prisoners arriving at a fake Japanese holding camp in WWII (???????????). 

At school the next day Lydia is hypersensitive to loud noises, especially those of Stiles getting an MRI. She can't escape these bangs and clangs and leaves school so she can  SCREEEEAAMMMSS!!!!! 

We also have Derek getting some quality bonding time with Kira after he abducts her at school and takes her to the power substation. She tells him all she knows about foxfire, which isn't much to be honest. Derek believes that Barrow used the foxfire created by Kira to jump start the Nogitsune inside Stiles (?????????).

That same day at the hospital Stiles is having tests done to see if he has the form of dementia that his mother died from. He most likely does, in which that case Scott will bite him up. During the MRI Stiles gets taken back into the Nogitsune Dream World (this should be a thing) where the Nogitsune says he is going to "kill all of them".... yayyyy death. Stiles figures out the answer to the riddle, "Everyone has it, but no on can lose it." The anwer is "your shadow". Upon discovering this, Stiles turns around only to see that the Nogitsune has taken off his bandages and now has Stiles' face. The Nogitsune takes over Stiles' body and causes all the power to shut off so he can escape and have a conversation with Kira's mom (KIRA'S MOM!!!!!!). She tells Dark Stiles that she's going to take him down with the help of the Oni and Kira. Dark Stiles replies by attempting to kill Kira, from what it looks like. I'm just so happy Kira's mom is a mythical creature!!!!

The only other note worthy thing in the episode was the relationship between Scott and Derek. They were working together, or as Derek put it, "sharing a few trade secrets". Derek also told Scott that he took Cora back to South America (Scotland) and talked to his mother. I'm sure there was more to their conversation, but Derek said that when he talked with his mom she told him that the Hales hadn't just lived in Beacon Hills, they had protected it. It was a nice moment :)

Have a WOLFTASTIC MOONDAY!!!!!!!!

The Forecast of Stiles' Well-Being

WHAT IS UP WITH STILES?!?!?!?

This is my prediction for what exactly is happening with Stiles....

          It was said in a previous episode (I think) that Stiles was the only one in the room when his mother died. I believe that his mom was being possessed by this dark spirit and her mind was trying to reject it. That is what was causing the hallucinations, blackouts, and inability to sleep. This internal war eventually killed her, because her mind decided the only way to save itself was to kill her (this could be wrong). Once she died the spirit needed somewhere to go and moved to the nearest living thing, Stiles. Maybe this drained the spirit of its powers or something else caused it to sleep, but the spirit remained dormant in Stiles until he sacrificed himself. This woke the spirit up and now Stiles' mind is trying to fight it off like his mother did. That is what is causing the horrible things that will probably kill Stiles, if the Oni don't get there first. 

Is is wrong to hope I'm right? Because I totally do... I don't want Stiles to die but I think this would be awesome. You can leave a comment about what you think will happen to Stiles down below. Also, I'm interested to see what people think happened to Malia and her father. Have we seen the last of them, or will they came back?

The Boyish Looking Man

I'm sorry I'm so late but I believe there is still time to discuss...

SILVERFINGER

This episode was very much an information/discovery episode that answered a lot of questions while creating millions more. So it was pretty much awesome.

We started this episode with Mr. Argent finally explaining his connection to the demonic ninjas. He had encountered some on a business trip in Japan where they basically killed everyone in their sight except Mr. Argent and a few Japanese employees, including Silverfinger. Mr. Argent shot one of the ninjas in the head and saved Silverfinger's life. After explaining all this Mr. Argent, Allison, and Isaac decide the best way to figure out the demonic ninjas purpose is to find to Silverfinger and talk to him.

Meanwhile, Scott and Kira were continuing to be the cutest couple EVER!! Scott showed Kira his wereface (which is hideous to be honest) and she wasn't disgusted OR terrified. They also shared the sweetest moment when Kira said that foxes and werewolves don't get along and Scott replied with, "those are just stories". I ship them so hardcore. 

Also during that day, Scott was being guarded by not only the twins but also sexy Derek. Scott was getting irritated and escape them by breaking the twins motorcycles AGAIN!! The twins looked super mad/sad but I don't know why because THEY ARE WEREWOLVES. THEY COULD HAVE JUST CHASED SCOTT!!! (That made me angry.) Anyways... Scott took Kira to his house to wait for the sun to set and for Mama McCall to return home and set the home security (*Gerard's voice* MOUNTAIN ASH!!!). She was a little late and Agent McCall got there first, only to find the demonic ninjas arriving also. He went to investigate the shady figure and got stabbed in the chest... oh darn. Then Derek and the twins showed up and as a group they kicked the ninjas out and Mama McCall set the security.

Isaac, Allison, and Mr. Argent successfully broke into Silverfinger's home, but not before Allison and Isaac shared a VERY passionate smoochy ;) Once they were in his house they quickly found him and began to talk once Silverfinger realized who Mr. Argent was. Silverfinger told them that the demonic ninjas are actually called Oni. They are demons that are looking for a dark spirit or Nogitsune, which is a dark or void kitsune. Silverfinger explained that you can't fight an Oni but only endure it. He also clarified what the backwards 5 meant. The Oni were checking all supernatural creatures to see if they possess a "dark spirit". If they don't the Oni leave the backwards 5 which is a Japanese for "self", meaning they are themselves. That means the Oni are looking for "one that is no longer themselves". Silverfinger also advises them that if the Oni find this Nogitsune, they should let them kill it. 

With this new information Scott feels confident that neither Kira or himself possess this dark spirit and let the Oni check them. They both test negatively leaving everyone wondering who the real Nogitsune is... Also during this scene it was officially revealed by Derek that Kira IS a kitsune, and thankfully a good one. Plus, while Agent McCall was "dying" he said that he needed to talk to Scott about the real reason he came back to town but Mama wouldn't let him... interesting...

    And now what everyone really wants to talk about... STILES!!!! 

At the beginning of the episode Stiles tried to show Scott the key and coded message but both were gone. Stiles was quite distressed about this and Scott recommended him to just go home. Stiles instead went to the hospital and got examined by Mama McCall. She decided he was sleep deprived and gave him some sedatives so he could take a nap. This allowed the most gut-wrenching moment to occur while Stiles was falling asleep. While he was drifting off, Stiles mumbled "thanks mom" to Mama McCall *sobs*. This encouraged Mama McCall to compare Stiles' symptoms to his late mother's and they had very similar symptoms indeed. Later in the episode, after all of the fun with the Oni, Stiles woke up. He went looking for Mama McCall, but instead the Oni found him. They surrounded Stiles and began to test him when all of a sudden he got a weird look in his eyes and fought back. He killed one of the Oni by ripping out its firefly heart and the other two Oni evaporated in fear. Then Scott walked in the room and asked Stiles if he is okay, to which Stiles replied totally normal, "yeah". YOU ARE NOT FINE STILES!!!!

So basically, Stiles is being possessed by a dark spirit and doesn't know. And the spirit is doing a good job at keeping Stiles from finding out. He is being hunted by the Oni and now probably the Argents too, but apparently he can fight back. (I will post my theory to all this in a different post that you can check out later.)

My only other note from "Silverfinger" is, where were Lydia and Peter??? Probably making out in a broken down house if you ask me... Have a WOLFTASTIC MOONDAY!!!

DDDDDDDDDROP THE BASS

Let's talk about 

ILLUMINATED

RAAAAAAVVVEEEE!!!! *fist bumps to the beat* This episode was quite literally a party. To be honest, not much happened and it was a little slow but it was FUN!! You can't say you didn't grin when Allison admitted she was frustrated (sexually) and let Isaac paint her, or when Lydia was calmly standing by judging everyone while they were getting it on.

The rave was put on by Danny with the help of the newly good boys, Ethan and Aiden. They opened Derek's loft up for the party, seeing as Derek was out of town being attacked by demons without Peter (Where was PETER?!?! I need my sass). Derek eventually came home to break it up, but not before loads of ish happened. Also, props if you noticed when Derek crashed the party the song said "drop the bass" right before Derek threw the DJ table. It was hilarious. 

At school that same day (THEY GO TO SCHOOL?!!??), Scott decided he wanted to talk to Kira about her supernaturalness. Stiles deeply disapproved but Scott went ahead anyways. Kira then told him that she had a problem taking selfies, mainly because of the fox ghost surrounding her at all times. They then went on a mission to delete the pictures that Barrow had taken of her on her phone that was in the police station. They were successful and the whole thing was kind of pointless, except when Stiles was trying to stall Agent McCall. Stiles told him that he knew something about him that McCall didn't want getting out. Spoooky... and exciting!!! Scott, Kira, and Stiles then went to the rave. They weren't going to stay but Stiles started making out with someone and that doesn't happen often so they stayed. Scott and Kira were holding hands and Allison gave then the nod of approval. I mean... how could she not? They are adorable and she already has a hunk of her own to get down with. 

At the same time as all this grooving taking place, there were firefly demons attacking all our favorite people in Beacon Hills! They attacked Isaac at the end of last week and continued on their path of destruction by snagging Derek, Ethan, Lydia, and Aiden. Their attacks were executed by surrounding the victim, slamming their door, stunning them, and leaving a backwards 5 (a 2?) right behind the victims left ear. The firefly demons came to the party at Derek's loft where they attacked Ethan and Lydia. It looked like they wanted to attack Danny but were strangely afraid of him. When Derek came to break up the party, the firefly demons stayed for the after party, which consisted of them fighting the werewolf type people there. The firefly demons were completely winning but evaporated when the sun came up. Mr. Argent is afraid they are after him because he has one of their masks in a treasure chest. I'm not sure if this means he is one of them or if he killed one of them. All I know is that he returned home bloody and faint. I have some questions for that man.

The only other storyline present this episode was Stiles. We were apparently supposed to assume that Barrow had not left the message to kill Kira on the chalk board, but that someone had left it their for him. That person was Stiles. Stiles found a mysterious key on his key ring (did it look like it changed to you, because it sure did to me). He didn't really think much of it until Caitlin, the chemistry genius, was making out with him and noticed it had phosphorus on it. Stiles realized the connection between the key and chemicals and rushed to the school. Sure enough, the key opened up the chemical supply room and Stiles' handwriting matched the numbers on the chalkboard. I don't want to say I call it but... I CALLED IT. Stiles is doing bad things without him knowing. What he really needs is a little bit of loving from his love, Lydia.

FFFFFEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Have a Wolftastic Wednesday :D

The Best Episode Ever

OMG!!!!!!!! GALVANIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I freaking LOVED this episode!!! It was perfect on all accounts. Seriously, there is nothing you could say about it that would change my mind... NOTHINGGGGG. I can easily say it is my favorite with Motel California close behind. It was as perfect as Scott and Kira, Stiles and Lydia, and Isaac (he is fine alone). Let's dig right in, just like Kate dug right into Allison's intestines :)

Derek and Peter's storyline continued to be allusive and strange, leaving us with many questions. They were back in town with their wooden container that ended up containing Talia's claws. Peter sucked (?) them into his fingers and stabbed Derek in the backbone. This caused Derek to go into a trance where he saw Talia as a full-fledged wolf standing on the nemeton. He presumably talked to her but we did not get to hear the conversation. Instead we got to see Derek wake up from his trance looking very panicked and worried. This made me very panicked and worried... And where the heck is Cora?!? (A: Filming Reign)

The main storyline this episode was surrounding William Barrow, a bomber that killed four kids because he saw their eyes glow. He needed surgery and they, of course, sent him right into the arms of the best nurse in town, Mama McCall.

It's true.

They begin surgery, but as they started they notice a tumor that proceeded to pop and spew flies all over the room. LIVE flies. While this was happening Barrow woke up from his anesthesia and escaped to Beacon Hills High School... how convenient. He used chemicals to mask his scent and eventually left the school, but not before he wrote the atomic number for Potassium, Iodine, and Radium on the chalk board. And not before this nightmare waiting to happen...

Meanwhile, the gang was looking for Barrow in the school but had no luck. Lydia kept hearing a buzzing and was sure it meant that Barrow was near. When they couldn't find him anywhere, her confidence was shaken. Good thing Stiles was around to reassure her. This was truly the most beautiful scene ever with MAJOR Stydia feels. Not only was it nice but also super clever. Stiles had different colored yarn, with red standing for unsolved. The entire scene Lydia was wrapping the red yarn around her fingers showing that she truly is a mystery that they haven't solved. But then you had Stiles start unravelling the yarn from her fingers showing that it's okay that they don't understand her powers, they still trust her. 

Through this touching scene Stiles realized that Barrow had probably used chemicals to mask his scent and they went to the school to prove it. There Lydia found the atomic numbers and discovered they were a code for KIRA, Barrow's intended victim. 

During all this craziness, Allison and Isaac were trying to find something about flies in the bestiary. They were incredibly unsuccessful mainly because they were too busy taking their shirts off for each other. This scene was honestly the funniest thing I have ever seen on television. When Mr. Argent came in I lost it, and when he said, "Allison can I talk to you in my office, WHERE I KEEP MY GUNS", I may have died. 

At the same time, Scott was having a sushi/pizza party at Kira's house. This whole storyline was really cute and so fresh. On a show like this, when they introduce new couples and characters it can sometimes feel like been their, done that. I feel none of that with Scira and love it. 

While leaving Kira's house, Scott was almost killed by Barrow who then stole Kira. Scott woke up to Stiles and Lydia telling him that Kira had been Barrow's target all along. Lydia thought she knew where Barrow had taken Kira but couldn't figure out where until Stiles told her to scream. She  gave it her best shot and was then able to figure out that Barrow and Kira were at a power substation (my favorite hangout). They rushed to go save her but were ultimately too late. Barrow had already tied up Kira and was in the process of electrocuting her when Scott ran in. Little did Scott and Barrow know that Kira can absorb energy. She killed Barrow and absorbed all the electricity in Beacon Hills right in front of Scott. I knew I liked her. 

Other noteworthy moments in this episode were Ethan and Aiden trying to join Scott's pack. Scott turned them down which lead to a discussion on whether or not he is the hottest girl in school. Isaac eagerly agreed, leading to a very adorable Scisaac moment. Also the best quote of the episode from Ethan, "Dead is still better than being in high school". I totally agree... And of course, our cliff-hanger. Isaac was alone in Allison's room when the three firefly creatures appeared and attacked him. I am predicting that maybe the creatures are the dead emissaries from the Alpha pack's old packs. I can't remember if the twins ever had a pack, but if they did that means one emissary could be alive (Jennifer, Jennifer, JENNIFER). 

I have given up trying to blog about an episode the day after it airs. I'm sorry to my faithful readers, but you can expect the post by no later than Friday that week. Have a WOLFTASTIC weekend :D