I Don't Even Know

This episode was a game without rules. Yes, I'm talking about DE-VOID.

(I'm very tired right now and this will probably just be a long spew of sentences coming directly from my brain, a weird and wonderful place. Readers discretion advised.) 

I'm just going to hop right in, similar to what Teen Wolf did. The episode started off right where the last one ended, with the gang finding Stiles at Derek's loft. They tried to fight Stiles but he was swatting them away like flies (foreshadowing). Chris got into the position where he could've shot Stiles but then the Sheriff put his gun to Chris' head and they had a Mexican standoff. Before anything happened Stiles was all like, "protect me, my friends". The Oni appeared and fought the gang until both the Oni and Stiles disappeared. 

The Oni were called off by Noshiko, who was chillin' in the Eichen House basement. Stiles transported/ran REALLY fast to the Eichen House to chat with Noshiko. And by chat, I mean he stole her last tail, stabbed himself with it, and then had flies zoom out of HIS OPEN WOUND!!!!  It was pleasant to say the least.

The flies went out and possessed all the werewolves except Scott, who had smartly closed his window during his ADORABLE snuggle time with Kira. The flies made the wolves angry/horny, as seen by Isaac and Ethan. Both were very angry while having "fun" at the same time. Lydia was drivin' 'round town with a GPS (a la Forget You) that she thought was on because it was giving her directions. Turns out it was her mind showing her where Stiles was. They found him and brought him to Scott's house where Dr. Deaton paralyzed him with Kanima venom. Stiles told Melissa that he knew 'the secret' and she duck tapped his face right up. 

Meanwhile, Isaac, Ethan, and Aiden were at the school having a good ol' fashion WWE (WereWolf Entertainment) fight. They were killing each other until Allison and Kira showed up and went all PowerPuff on their butts.

Girl Power!! Assemble!!!

Derek was also riding the crazy train and tried to burn Chris alive. The pictures of this from the episode are really funny taken out of context. 

"Happy Birthday Son!! I'm so happy you're turning one!!!"

Back at the McCall House, Lydia called on Peter to help the gang de-void Stiles. He told Scott and Lydia to go inside Stiles' mind and so they did. It is a very crazy place.

Inside Stiles' mind Lydia and Scott got separated by the Nogitsune. They broke free from it's trance and ended up in the nemeton room. Sitting on the nemeton stump was Stiles and the Nogitsune playing a friendly game of I Don't Even Know (was it a form of chess?). Scott roared for Stiles, which got his attention because he is in his pack as Lydia pointed out. Stiles then knocked the whole game over and made the Nogitsune angry.

The wolves that had been possessed fell asleep before they could do any real damage, and Scott and Lydia woke up from Stiles' mind. (Prepare for weirdness) Stiles then started puking up bandages, only for a body to begin rising out of them. It looked like the Nogitsune but when they pulled the bandages off, it was (presumably) normal Stiles. They turned around only to find that the Dark Stiles had taken Lydia and ran away. But how do we REALLY know which Stiles is which????

I'm going to go take a nap, seeing as I feel like this. Have a WOLFTASTIC week!!!!!!!