Sunday, March 2, 2014

Bangerz Review

"I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean yet still remain dry." Everyone can hear me while I die... in the ECHO HOUSE!!!!

This episode was 80% filler but yet it was filled with such creepy and wonderful things. It reminded me a lot of "Motel California" without being anything like "Motel California" (if that makes sense). It was a fine episode but not my favorite by any stretch of the imagination. So without any further ado... Let's get to cracking!!

We started this episode with Stiles checking himself into the Eichen House (aka the insane asylum that Barrow was located). The Nogitsune was poisoned inside Stiles and therefore Stiles had control of his mind, but only for a few days. The Sheriff was very worried (x100000) and didn't want Stiles there but Stiles knew he had to lock himself up to protect everyone else. As expected with the Eichen House, all sorts of shiz commenced. Here's a list (I like lists)...
  1. Someone committed suicide the second Stiles arrived.
  2. Stiles' roommate, Oliver, was being restrained.
  3. There was a girl, Meredith, who was talking into a turned-off phone. She was trying to warn whoever she was speaking with about 'them', saying "one of them is right behind me". Right behind her was Stiles (and Oliver...).
  4. Malia, our coyote friend, was also at the Eichen House. She punched Stiles and when the guards pushed him to the ground Stiles saw into the basement.  He recognized it as the place he was caught in in "Riddled".
  5. Morrell was a councilor at the Eichen House, even though I was almost POSITIVE that she was dead. She told Stiles that he can't sleep, and when the Nogitsune takes over she WILL kill Stiles.
Alright, enough listing... Stiles really wanted to get into the basement and so he employed Malia to help him. She wanted to be a coyote again and Stiles promised he could help her with that. They stole the keys to the basement but Stiles was unsuccessful getting into it. He was caught and given sedatives, which launched him into the Nogitsune Dream World. In the dream, Stiles was in a locker and yelling "LET ME OUT!!!!". Meanwhile, the Nogitsune was on the other side yelling "LET ME IN!!!!" *shivers*. Thankfully, Malia came and saved him and they escaped to the basement. 

Instead of doing productive things in the basement, Malia and Stiles tried to make a coyotsune (haha). People on the internet have been feeling some violent emotions towards this, but to be honest, I really don't know how I feel. I'm only disappointed that Stiles is no longer a virgin... whatever.
After their fun, Stiles and Malia found the body of the Nogitsune and a picture of him/her with it. Stiles seemed to recognize him/her and wanted to get the picture to Scott immediately but instead he got tasered by Oliver. The Nogitsune had possessed Oliver and made him restrain Malia and Stiles. He was then ordered to begin drilling into Malia's head unless Stiles let the Nogitsune in. Stiles let him in, and let me say DARK STILES IS AWESOME!!!!!!!
I think we can assume that Stiles left after that, as did Malia. She left the Eichen House to look for Scott.

Meanwhile, NO ONE WILL FEEL SAD ABOUT KILLING STILES BUT ME APPARENTLY!!! Chris basically told Derek that he would kill Stiles if he needed to. Also, the creepy Hispanic lady that held Derek and Peter captive was back. She wanted to talk to Christophe about honor and other sorts of crap. 
Dr. Deaton told the gang about a scroll that most likely contained info on how to get rid of the Nogitsune in Stiles. They figured it would be in Silverfinger's finger and decided they needed to steal it from an armored car. When they got to the car the big, mean werewolf that belonged to Silverfinger was there. He was beating everyone up, including the adorable deputy. Thankfully, the twins took him down and retrieved the scroll. They read it and discovered that Stiles needs to change his body to expel the spirit. Of course Scott was all like, "When can I bite him?!?!?!?". NEEEEVVVVEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

This episode was a big whatever for me. It wasn't life changing or breaking for me, although I thought the music was exceptionally well. Have a WOLFTASTIC week!!!!!!!

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